آموزش زبان انگلیسی ELC
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Tell ME What I am

I have a handle

I hold hot or cold drinks

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یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 19:42 ::  نويسنده : sial57

THE WIND AND THE SUN



Once the Wind came to have a false pride of his strength- so much that he challenged the strength of the Sun.

The Son tried to smile away the Wind's challenge but the Wind insisted on a trial of strength. The trial was to be upon a traveler. He, who would make the traveler put off his coat, was to be the winner.

The Wind had the first attempt. He gathered all his force and came down upon the man trying to blow off his coat off his body. But the man felt colder and wrapped it even harder round himself.

Now it was the Sun's turn. The Sun shined brightly. As obvious, the man felt quite hot and put off his coat.

So, the Sun came out to be a winner




یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 19:37 ::  نويسنده : sial57

EXAMPLE IS BETTER THAN PRECEPT


If you ever see a crab walking on land, you will find that, it walks tilted to one side. It's body is such that it cannot walk straight. This fact is true for all the crabs on earth.

One day a mother-crab was sitting on the bank of a river. Her young son was playing nearby. Suddenly, the mother noticed that, her son was not walking straight rather, he was walking tilting his body sideways.

She got worried and advised her son, You ought to walk straight, not sideways.

The young crab retorted, Mother! Show me, how to walk straight. I will follow your example.

The mother crab tried her level best to walk straight but could not make it and realized her folly




یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 19:35 ::  نويسنده : sial57

                                        

 

NEVER TELL A LIE


On his deathbed, a father advised his son to always speak truth. The son promised that he would never tell a lie.

One day, while going to the city through a forest, he got surrounded by some robbers. One of them asked, What do you have?

The boy answered, I have fifty rupees.

They searched him but couldn't find anything. When they were about to go, the boy called out, I am not telling a lie. See this fifty rupee note which I had hidden in my shirt.

The leader of the robbers felt pleased at the truthfulness of the boy, gave him hundred rupees as reward and went away



یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 19:33 ::  نويسنده : sial57

 

                                                  

Tell Me What I am

I am made from a mixture of flour and sugar and eggs.


I am a form of food, usually sweet, often baked



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یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 19:32 ::  نويسنده : sial57

Late for work

 
 
 
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یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 19:29 ::  نويسنده : sial57

Gorilla with bananas in his ears

 
 
Joke image                          


Q: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear


A: Anything you like ... he can't hear you


Do you understand the joke? if not, read here

If you've got bananas in your ears, you can't hear anything so it doesn't matter what you say



یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 19:27 ::  نويسنده : sial57

 

      

Sayings of Imam Ali




Two kinds of people will be damned on my account Those who form exaggerated opinion about me and those who under-estimate me because they hate me.


وَ قَالَ [عليه السلام] هَلَكَ فِيَّ رَجُلَانِ مُحِبٌّ غَالٍ وَ مُبْغِضٌ قَالٍ .


درود خدا بر او ، فرمود : دو تن به خاطر من به هلاكت رسيدند : دوست افراط كننده ، و دشمن دشنام دهنده.

 


 

To lose or to waste an opportunity will result in grief and sorrow

 

وَ قَالَ [عليه السلام] إِضَاعَةُ الْفُرْصَةِ غُصَّةٌ .


 

درود خدا بر او فرمود : از دست دادن فرصت ها ، اندوهبار است .



She world is like a serpent, so soft to touch, but so full of lethal poison. Unwise people are allured by it and drawn towards it, and wise men avoid it and keep away from its poisonous effects.



وَ قَالَ [عليه السلام] مَثَلُ الدُّنْيَا كَمَثَلِ الْحَيَّةِ لَيِّنٌ مَسُّهَا وَ السَّمُّ النَّاقِعُ فِى جَوْفِهَا يَهْوِى إِلَيْهَا الْغِرُّ الْجَاهِلُ وَ يَحْذَرُهَا ذُو اللُّبِّ الْعَاقِلُ .

درود خدا بر او ، فرمود : دنياى حرام چون مار سمى است ، پوست آن نرم ولى سم كشنده در درون دارد ، نادان فريب خورده به آن مى گرايد ، و هوشمند عاقل از آن دورى گزيند.


 

wonder at the mentality of a miser, fearing poverty he takes to stinginess and thus
hastily pushes himself head- long into a state of want and destitution, he madly desires plenty
and ease, but throws it away without understanding. In this world he, of his own free will,
leads the life of a a beggar and in the next world he will have to submit an account like the
rich.
I wonder at the arrogance of a haughty and vain person. Yesterday he was only a drop of
semen and tomorrow he will turn into a corpse. I wonder at the man who observes the
Universe created by Allah and doubts His Being and Existence. I wonder at the man who sees
people dying around him and yet he has forgotten his end. I wonder at the man who
understands the marvel of genesis of creation and refuses to accept that he will be brought
back to life again. I wonder at the man who takes great pains to decorate and to make
comfortable this mortal habitat and totally forgets his permanent abode
.


وَ قَالَ [عليه السلام] عَجِبْتُ لِلْبَخِيلِ يَسْتَعْجِلُ الْفَقْرَ الَّذِى مِنْهُ هَرَبَ وَ يَفُوتُهُ الْغِنَى الَّذِى إِيَّاهُ طَلَبَ فَيَعِيشُ فِى الدُّنْيَا عَيْشَ الْفُقَرَاءِ وَ يُحَاسَبُ فِى الْآخِرَةِ حِسَابَ الْأَغْنِيَاءِ وَ عَجِبْتُ لِلْمُتَكَبِّرِ الَّذِى كَانَ بِالْأَمْسِ نُطْفَةً وَ يَكُونُ غَداً جِيفَةً وَ عَجِبْتُ لِمَنْ شَكَّ فِى اللَّهِ وَ هُوَ يَرَى خَلْقَ اللَّهِ وَ عَجِبْتُ لِمَنْ نَسِيَ الْمَوْتَ وَ هُوَ يَرَى الْمَوْتَى وَ عَجِبْتُ لِمَنْ أَنْكَرَ النَّشْأَةَ الْأُخْرَى وَ هُوَ يَرَى النَّشْأَةَ الْأُولَى وَ عَجِبْتُ لِعَامِرٍ دَارَ الْفَنَاءِ وَ تَارِكٍ دَارَ الْبَقَاءِ .


 

درود خدا بر او ، فرمود : در شگفتم از بخيل : به سوى فقرى مى شتابد كه از آن مى گريزد ، و سرمايه اى را از دست مى دهد كه براى آن تلاش مى كند در دنيا چون تهيدستان زندگى مى كند ، اما در آخرت چون سرمايه داران محاكمه مى شود . و در شگفتم از متكبرى كه ديروز نقطه اى بر ارزش ، و فردا مردارى گنديده خواهد بود ؛ و در شگفتم از آن كس كه آفرينش پديده ها را مى نگرد و در وجود خدا ترديد دارد! و در شگفتم از آن كس كه مردگان را مى بيند و مرگ را از ياد برده است ، و در شگفتم از آن كس كه پيدايش دوباره را انكار مى كند در حالى كه پيدايش آغازين را مى نگرد و در شگفتم از آن كس كه خانه نابودشدنى ، را آباد مى كند اما جايگاه هميشگى را از ياد برده است.


          

 

 



یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 19:25 ::  نويسنده : sial57

The Sea

One day a mangot into his boatand rowed out to thesea  There he put down the anchor, put on his scuba gearand took his flashlight.
Then he went dove in thesea.
 He saw a striped fish
and somepink fish, and a lot of little blue fish.
 He even saw a niceoctopus
Far away he saw a sharkso he went back to theboat

He pulled up the anchorand rowed back to the shore

He wished he had hiscamerato take pictures of the colorfulstriped fish, the beautifulpink fish, the littleblue fishthe niceoctopus, and even the
shark
 



یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 19:24 ::  نويسنده : sial57

The Picnic
One day a family.gif (4436 bytes)went out for a picnic.
They took atest.bmp (466678 bytes) , and atest.bmp (466678 bytes) and went to thetest.bmp (466678 bytes)

When they got to thetest.bmp (466678 bytes) , the boy.gif (1881 bytes) and thegirl.gif (2139 bytes)

went to play on the test.bmp (466678 bytes).  While they were playing,


they saw a cute littletest.bmp (466678 bytes)eating antest.bmp (466678 bytes), in a bigtree.gif (2344 bytes)


When they saw thetest.bmp (466678 bytes)eating, thegirl.gif (2139 bytes)boy.gif (1881 bytes)  got hungry.


So they went to help their mother.gif (2152 bytes)  and father.gif (2086 bytes)put down thetest.bmp (466678 bytes) 

and get the food out of thetest.bmp (466678 bytes)


Thegirl.gif (2139 bytes)and herfather.gif (2086 bytes) had atest.bmp (466678 bytes)each.


The boy.gif (1881 bytes) and his mother.gif (2152 bytes) each had a test.bmp (466678 bytes).

The whole family.gif (4436 bytes)had sometest.bmp (466678 bytes)with their food,

and sometest.bmp (466678 bytes)for dessert



یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 19:22 ::  نويسنده : sial57
 
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