آموزش زبان انگلیسی ELC
English Learning Club




Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

A: An envelope.


Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?

A: A blackboard.


Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?

A: A carrot



Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say

"I am beautiful," which tense is it?
 
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.



Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?

A: A piano.


A: Meet my new born brother.

B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?

A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.



Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
 
Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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