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آموزش زبان انگلیسی ELC English Learning Club دوشنبه 21 شهریور 1390 :: 00:07 :: نويسنده : S.Alidadi
Q: Why did the frog say 'meow'? A: He was learning a foreign language
Do you understand the joke? If not, read here Frogs say 'croak' or 'rubbit' when they make a noise. Cats say 'meow'. So, this frog that says 'meow' is speaking like a cat! A 'foreign language' for a frog دوشنبه 21 شهریور 1390 :: 00:05 :: نويسنده : S.Alidadi
Falling Asleep in Class
I fell asleep in class today as I was awfully bored I laid my head upon my desk and closed my eyes and snored I woke to find a piece of paper sticking to my face I’d slobbered on my textbooks and my hair was a disgrace My clothes were badly rumpled and my eyes were glazed and red My binder left a three-ring indentation in my head I slept through class, and probably I would have slept some more except my students woke me as they headed out the door by Kenn Nesbitt
دوشنبه 21 شهریور 1390 :: 00:03 :: نويسنده : S.Alidadi
My Teacher Ate My Homework My teacher ate my homework, He took a little nibble— I think he must have liked it, He licked off all his fingers,
یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 23:59 :: نويسنده : S.Alidadi
talk through your hat
Meaning: If you're talking through your hat, you're talking about something without knowing much about it, or you claim something is true when it isn't یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 23:53 :: نويسنده : S.Alidadi
Peter Can't Fly
Heroes", he was eager to fly himself. So he wore his Superman suit and told his friends he was going to fly. He thought if no one could teach him to fly then he would have to teach himself
Then he jumped down. Instead of flying he was falling. He hit the ground real hard. It was a loud thud and his neighbors came rushing to see what had happened. They saw poor Peter lying helplessly on the ground and crying. They immediately called for an ambulance
leg. The doctor said Peter would recover within a month but meanwhile he needed crutches
یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 23:52 :: نويسنده : S.Alidadi
Andy's Nightmare
space monsters. These monsters were ugly and unkind. They came to this world to destroy the human race
about space monsters coming to invade his house. The monsters came in flying saucers and landed in his garden. When they came into the house, the monsters ran straight into Andy's room and tried to strangle him Andy ran as fast as he could towards the door. But before he could reach the door knob he tripped and hit his face on the carpet
the floor next to his bed. He was relieved it was only a nightmare
یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 23:49 :: نويسنده : S.Alidadi
How to Torture Your Students
by Jane Pomazal and Bruce Lansky Start each day with a surprise quiz Don’t dismiss the class for recess until you’ve finished the lesson you’re working on At the end of the day, hand out a huge assignment that’s due the next day When a student says, "I have to go to the bathroom," say, "You should have gone this morning before you left home" or "You’ll have to hold it in it’s time for the kindergarten to use the bathrooms Never call on students who have their hands up Only call on students who have no idea what’s going on When a student asks you a question say, "Look up the answer in a book Don’t bother to mention the name of the book in which the answer can be found When you read, go as fast as you can Skip a line or two, then ask questions about the passage to see if the students were listening When it’s time for the students to read, call on someone who doesn’t have a book
When you hand out pencils, make sure they’re dull and don’t have erasers When you hand out books, make sure they’re torn and tattered
a test, write all the information they’ll need to know on the board. Then stand in front of the board so they can’t see what you’ve written. As soon as you’ve finished discussing the test information, turn quickly and erase the board On the last day of school, hand out a surprise final exam Tell your students if they flunk it, they’ll have to attend summer school—and if they flunk summer school, they’ll have to repeat the grade Tell them you hope they all flunk because you like them so much and you wish they could be your students again next year
یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 23:47 :: نويسنده : S.Alidadi
My Teacher Sees Right Through Me I didn’t do my homework. I told him, “My dog ate it.” I told him, “I had chores to do.” My teacher sees right through my fibs, یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 23:44 :: نويسنده : S.Alidadi
یکشنبه 20 شهریور 1390 :: 23:41 :: نويسنده : S.Alidadi
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One fine afternoon, after Peter had watched the cartoon series "Super