Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.

Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
 
A: Because it's too far to walk.

Q: What flowers have two lips?
A: Tulips

(After teaching about telling time)
Teacher: What time is it?
 
Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
 
Teacher: Nope.
Students: About nine o'clock?
 
Teacher: No.
Students: What then?
Teacher: It's time to go home

نمونه سئوال امتحانی-پیش دانشگاهی

نمونه سئوالات زبان انگلیسی 3 (کلیه زشته ها)

خرداد 87 کشوری با جواب

دی ماه 86 مدارس خارج با جواب

دی ماه 86 کشوری با جواب

شهریور 86 کشوری با جواب

خرداد 86 کشوری با جواب

دی ماه 85 کشوری با جواب

شهریور 85 کشوری با جواب

خرداد 85 کشوری با جواب

شهریور 84 کشوری با جواب

خرداد 84 کشوری با جواب

نمونه سئوالات زبان انگلیسی 1

خرداد 85 کشوری گروه الف با جواب

خرداد 85 کشوری گروه ب با جواب

خرداد 85 کشوری گروه ج با جواب

شهریور 85 کشوری گروه الف با جواب

شهریور 85 کشوری گروه ب با جواب

شهریور 85 کشوری گروه ج با جواب

School Rules

Do not oversleep and miss the school bus

you'll be late

That's a habit teachers generally

don't appreciate

Never call your teacher a name

when she's not near you

Teachers' ears are excellent

so they can always hear you

Do not read a textbook when your hands

aren't clean-it's tricky

to separate the pages when the pages

get real sticky

When you go out for a team

it's always wise to practice

When you are a substitute

the bench can feel like cactus

Do not copy homework from a friend

who is a dummy

If you do, I'm sure that you

will get a grade that's crummy

And if your report card's bad

don't blame it on your buddy

Kiss up to your parents quick

or they might make you study

by Bruce Lansky

اجتناب السیئات اولی من اکتساب الحسنات

ترک گناه ، بهتر از درک ثواب است .

A voiding vices is better than acquiring virtues

No wealth like intelligence and no poverty harsher than ignorance

رسول خدا (صلّی الله علیه و ‌آله):

مَنْ أدَّی إلی اُمَّتِي حَدیثاً یُقامُ بِهِ سُنَّةٌ أو یُثْلَمُ بِهِ بِدْعَةٌ فَلَهُ الجَنَّةُ.

هر کس به امّت من حدیثی رسانَد که به سبب آن سنّتی بر‌پا شود یا در بدعتی رخنه افتد، بهشت از آنِ او خواهد بود. 

            He who gives my ummah a hadith by which a sunnah is established or is made a hole in a heresy, he deserves the Paradise .                                                                                                                                                                                        میزان الحکمه، ح 3340‍

The Messenger of Allah - may Allah bestow peace and benedictions

upon him and his Progeny - said: "Verily, I am leaving behind two

 precious things (thaqalayn) among you: the Book of God and my

 kindred (`itrah), my household (Ahl al­Bayt), for indeed, the two will

 never separate until they come back to me by the Pond (of al­Kawthar on the Judgement's Day