School Rules

Do not oversleep and miss the school bus

you'll be late

That's a habit teachers generally

don't appreciate

Never call your teacher a name

when she's not near you

Teachers' ears are excellent

so they can always hear you

Do not read a textbook when your hands

aren't clean-it's tricky

to separate the pages when the pages

get real sticky

When you go out for a team

it's always wise to practice

When you are a substitute

the bench can feel like cactus

Do not copy homework from a friend

who is a dummy

If you do, I'm sure that you

will get a grade that's crummy

And if your report card's bad

don't blame it on your buddy

Kiss up to your parents quick

or they might make you study

by Bruce Lansky