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آموزش زبان انگلیسی ELC
English Learning Club




Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.




Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.



Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
 
A: Because it's too far to walk.




Q: What flowers have two lips?
A: Tulips




(After teaching about telling time)
Teacher: What time is it?
 

Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
 

Teacher: Nope.
Students: About nine o'clock?
 

Teacher: No.
Students: What then?
Teacher: It's time to go home


 




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